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Stop And Smell The Dooky

By Bob D. Caterino
Sept. 11, 2006

Babies are born ugly no matter whose it is. Think about it for a second or two. They come into this world Bald and toothless and can’t help themselves. Why the hell do we treat out aged like they had the plague? We come into this world the same way we leave it, bald, toothless and can’t help ourselves.

I know what you, the reader is saying “Oh crap there he goes again and I don’t know what the hell he is talking about.” It is simple, or for a better term, I will break it down for you.

Here is a list of things that waist our time letting life flow by faster then a flash fire or a roaring rapid, war, fighting with a close friend or sibling, loafing around, worrying about what others think, gossip and at top of my list, hate.

These things help you age inn a matter of seconds. If we all lived life as spectators and not complainers then we all would look young and be happy go lucky. We don’t think anymore. What happened to watching our children growing up instead of letting the best years get away from us and meeting them for the first time when they are grown? Oh we are to busy talking about what Suzy wore to the dinner last week and how smutty she acted or watching television. Television is more important to us then our own children. While you are busy watching Survivor keep in mind that these survivors are spending most of their time in a luxury hotel while filming. People it is a show, entertainment. “Cops” is about as real as “House” is. Even the actor on House is using a fake accent.

I smell roses. Watch bugs live, spy on birds make room for family time and I never worry about money or what my neighbor is doing because this is none of my business. Stop trying to be a non realist. If we hate the politics of another then we are lying to ourselves. Oh, this president is the worst yet. If we had a nickel for every time we voted someone in office that we didn’t bash we would all be in the poor house. Bush has a lot of things on his plate and we are worried and that’s understandable. Clinton on the other hand was like me. He hadn’t a worry in the world and only thought of having fun while doing his job. I met with Clinton at a dinner function just last week. I asked him why his plate had so much food on it. He told me a week before that he was on a strict diet. He said “Hey, I am still on a diet.” I said “Then why are you cheating?” He said “Hey, I said it before and I will say it again, eating ain’t cheating.”

It’s not all about us and the days of our lives. Life is about all making. Take the time to say hello to a elderly neighbor, you might just make his or her day. Help a child find his or her way sometime. Be a roll model but also have fun with life. If Israel is blasted off the face of the earth one day we would still carry on just as we did when the Trade Center came down. If the US was no more others will carry on as well.

Life is so short my friends. We all have to work but not so hard. We all need play but easy does it and we all need love so remember this when ignoring your elderly neighbor or that kid playing in his yard so many days alone. Interact with more people and let’s start making this world a better place. If someone really gets under your skin then just walk away and move on.

Hatred is a terrible thing but true happiness will help you live long and prosper. Use your better judgment and you will get farther. One last note, the baby book guy Dr. Spock had a daughter. He taught many women and men how to raise their children. Well she took her own life. THINK!!! We are capable and need to stop relying on others to help us through. No, not Mr. Spock from star trek but Dr. Spock the baby doctor guy. Wise acre, huh? Next time a guy with a big head walks over to you, don’t laugh or ask him where his big head came from just smile and remember we all can’t be as lucky as you.

These words were the teachings from the book of Cha Ching the brotherhood of the divine premise. Hey, if a fiction sci fi novelist can invent a religion then so can I. To the all mighty Cha Ching may he rain and hail for ever.

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About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino

I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby

He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya?

Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com


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