Earlier this week, I misplaced my beloved GPS Locator AGAIN! I have plans for solo camping and spending time on the Geocaching Trails this weekend.

 

GPS stands for Global Positioning System. It is a system of satellites that work with a GPS receiver to determine various locations on Planet Earth. It is not an inexpensive item. Geocaching is a sport where caches are hidden on hiking trails and other locations. The coordinates are listed on-line and located utilizing a GPS devise. Thus Geocaching without a GPS unit is almost impossible. Although it could be conceivable done with a Horary Astrology Chart for finding a lost or missing object. That is what I used to finally find the missing GPS Unit

 

I remembered a chant to St. Anthony that my Catholic Great Grandfather taught me when I was a child. St. Anthony is the Patron Saint for finding lost objects. The Story is that a novice student left the order and took Friar Anthony’s valued Prayer Book. The Priest said a prayer to God and the remorseful novice came back and returned the Prayer Book.

 

I chanted "Tony, Tony -Turn Around - What was Lost must be found" as I fired up the Horary Chart in my WinStar Astrology Program.

Oh Where! Oh Where is the GPS Hiding At?

September 4, 2006 00:10:16 AM

Greenbrier County, West Virginia

080W32’22 37N44’32

 

The Rising Sign is Gemini and the Planetary Hour is Mercury.

This is the first sign of a "radical" or valid chart because Mercury is the Ruling Planet of Gemini. The Ruling Planet and Planetary House Match. This is Good.

 

The Ruling Planet in the First House represents the Querent or the person asking the question. The Lost Object is usually the ruling planet of the Second House. In this case, the Querent is Mercury . The Second House is Cancer which the Moon the main player representing the Lost GPS Unit. In the Chart, Mercury is found in the Forth House too close to the Virgo Sun for Comfort. However Mercury is also the ruling planet of Virgo. This gives it Essential Dignity which is Good. The Capricorn Moon indicates the clue to location of the GPS Unit is found in the Eight House. This is not good. However Virgo and Capricorn are both Earth Signs - which means Mercury and the Moon are working together in a positive trine. The Quest for the Return of the GPS is not a lost cause after all.

 

I continued to chanted "Tony, Tony -Turn Around - What was Lost must be found" or maybe…………………….. I should be chanting to William Lilly who is known as the Great Father of Horary Astrology. "Wild Billy Lilly, Turn Around, Bonessa’s Lost GPS must be found." If William Lilly was not a Saint. He should have been.

 

I got out my guide book, Horary Astrology Plain & Simple and looked up the clues. Capricorn Moon in the Eight House. Capricorn is Cardinal - Someplace close to the Earth. The Eight House could mean in the trash, under a bunch of clutter, near other people’s money or someplace associated with sex. Clutter can be anywhere in my house. Other people’s money? Yeah Sure. A place associated with sex? In my dreams. I was searching through the clutter in my bedroom and found the keys that I lost two weeks ago.

 

"Tony, Tony -Turn Around - What was Lost must be found" or maybe…………………….. "Wild Billy Lilly, Turn Around, Bonessa’s Lost GPS must be found." Please God, I don’t care who helps me find my beloved GPS devise.

 

The next afternoon, I was getting ready to go to a 12 Step meeting. God, if you help me find my GPS Unit, I will do my fifth step. My inventory’s been sitting in my computer since May. I was searching for my coffee cup in the back of the car. I moved my tent on top of some clutter. I found my GPS Unit. The week before, Wild and Wonderful Whoopee occurred in that tent. Thus the GPS was under clutter near a place associated with sex. The book was right on target. Yippee! My camping weekend is saved. When I got home, I received a phone call from a lady twelve step buddy. I had left my coffee cup in her car when we went out to lunch. I asked her if would be interested in hearing a fifth step. It is actually quite boring.

 

I went to light a candle to honor Wild Billy Lilly. I noticed that my guide book, Horary Astrology Plain & Simple was written by ANTHONY Louis the Astrologer. Golly Gee Whiz, we have a living Saint in the Astrological Community. Tony, Tony Turn Around, Bonessa’s GPS has been found and I love the stars too fondly to ever fear the night. Over and Out.