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Sept. 3, 2006 Married with Children was one of the funniest shows of all time ranking right up there with All in the Family, Mash, and Seinfeld. There was an episode when Peg gave poor Al Bundy the unwelcome nickname of Mr. Empty Pants because he perpetually was both sexually inadequate and broke--the height of insignificance. I think the nickname, Mr. Empty Pants, metaphorically fits President George W. Bush perfectly. He's proven inadequate for the job and his ideas are bankrupt. No situation illustrates this better than Iran's refusal to stop development of nuclear weapons. Mr. Bush, a shoot-from-the-hip cowboy, all of a sudden thinks diplomacy is the option with Iran. Why? Because he shot his wad in Iraq just like Al Bundy used up his sexual desires looking at "Big Uns" magazines instead of making love to his wife. He's overextended the army with his unnecessary adventure in Iraq and now there's not much of a military option. Mr. Bush is pushing for economic sanctions which will hurt the rest of the world more than Iran because Iran has the black elixer that makes cars go and keeps power plants running. Economic sanctions will be about as effective as Al Bundy's whatchamacallit. Mr. Bush probably won't even be able to convince the U.N. to agree to sanctions. The Downing Street Memos along with the absence of WMD's found prove Mr. Bush was lying about Iraq. Few in the world community believe him when he cries wolf about Iran. Is Iran really a threat? Remember this: The United States has fourteen thousand nuclear warheads, while Iran might have one in ten years, but I doubt it. These guys are religious nuts who hate science. They also don't have enough centrifuges necessary to build a nuclear weapon and they probably don't know how to build them. Now, the election is almost upon us and Mr. Bush is insulting the American people's intelligence with the same old mush. "If we don't defeat the terrorists there, we'll be fighting them in our streets." As if the terrorists had an organized army capable of invading the North American continent. Hey people! Check Mr. Bush's wallet. It's empty and his power is impotent. ------------ About the author Mark Gelbart: My book, Talk Radio, is a black comedy about a radio talk show host who gets kidnapped and psychologically tortured by a loser. www.mark-gelbart.com Email: agelbart@aol.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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