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By Patrick Hurley Oct. 6, 2006 In a move that surprised no one at this keyboard, John Mark Karr is a free man. A judge in Santa Rosa, California, has ruled there is insufficient evidence to hold him on child pornography charges. This ruling of course establishes two important truths: that John Mark Karr is a mentally unbalanced man who obsesses LEGALLY on crimes committed against young girls and the Boulder District Attorney is an idiot. Had the inept Mary Lacy not been duped into bringing Karr back to the United States from a Thailand jail, he would still be there and not on U.S. soil contemplating his next choice of neighborhoods. Maybe he will find his way to the Amish countryside and begin mentally feasting on the tragedy there. Or perhaps he will set up a tent in Colorado with their recent school tragedy. That way he can kill three birds with one stone. He can stare at the students coming out of class every day trying to figure out which ones survived the shooting. He can travel north to Boulder and incessantly walk the street in front of the former Ramsey residence. Or, he can hang out in the town's coffeehouses as a painful reminder to Ms. Lacy and her staff that he's BAAAAAAACK! That's what I would do. There is so much irony here, you can cut it with a knife. What if John Mark Karr got a job as a custodian in the Boulder District Attorney's OFFICE! (I am falling off the chair laughing as I type this!) On his lunch break he could strum his guitar and sing gently as his accuser came out of her office with several staffers... "Gonna dress up in my finest; clothes that I own. And take it to the streets. I won't be lonely for long. Gonna put on my best moves on every single every woman I see. Now you thought you could break me. Add me to your list. Notch me on your gun. Let me tell you this. I've got news for you, baby. I don't break that easily. Cause you can't keep a good man down. You can't keep a good man down. Oh no, you can't keep a good man down. Sugar, you can't keep a good man down..." It's a perfect fit. An emotionally disturbed man and an incompetent public official. The two of them ought to get married. They deserve each other. Kind of like Bill and Hillary Clinton... ------------ About the author:   Pat Hurley has won three Emmy awards for writing, hosting and producing television shows. He resides in Southern California. Email: coolhumor@sbcglobal.net Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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