Bread

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Bread

By Brian Michael Barbeito
Nov. 13, 2006

“ Just go over there and take a couple of breads and come back”

“ Why would I want to try that?”

“ To eat. Its fresh, and besides, they got lots of it.”

“ And if they see me, then what happens.”

“ Then you ask them if you can have some.”

“ So, go and try to steal it, and if I get caught, just ask for some.”

“ Ya. They won’t care. They got lots. What do they care?"

“ How come you don’t do it?”

“ Because I’m busy.”

“ You don’t look busy.”

“ I’d do it. Just not today.”

“ I’m not doing it. I don’t know them. What else have you done?”

“ Lots. I spent my first night in this city in jail. I had a stolen car, and drove it here all the way from the east coast. I had no insurance, no nothing. It was a beautiful car. I came out of a bar, and a cop car tried to pull me over, so I took off, and there was a chase. They chased me all around downtown for about twenty minutes. Then I lost them. I pulled into a dark alley and shut the lights off fast. Then I got out a few minutes later, to look around. Then there were about twenty cops all of a sudden with lights and guns pointed at me. They took me to jail. That is how I spent my first night here, in jail.

“ How do you like jail?”

“ I hate it. I hate having to go there, and wait around there. With all those animals.”

“ And next door. Did you really steal that guy’s seats?”

“ Ya. It’s easy. I took out all those seats while they were right close. Right under their eye. I installed them later. But a few days after than Jahnnis was outside, and he came running in. He said I better get out of here, because the guy is walking through all the cars, looking in the windows, for his seats. That was bad.”

“ That would be bad.”

“ I can drink a beer in one gulp. I can drink twenty-four beer. When I was with the wife, her folks had a beer fridge at their cottage. I used to get there, and go into it, before we’d even see them, and take a beer and drink it. Then, they’d offer me a beer. So I’d have another one. Then we’d be out back, on a dock, and I’d ask if anyone wanted a beer, and I’d go get some beers from that fridge. But I’d sit there and drink one first. And I’d do that routine all day. So when everyone else had five beers, I’d had ten or more. It was perfect. And if there were fish in a stream there, sitting there, I’d snag them.

“ That’s dumb. I hate people who snag fish. Its not right”

“ Well I only did it once or twice.”

“ That’s not a way to catch fish.”

“ I don’t get fat either. I can eat anything I want. I love all junk food. Potato chips mostly. I eat all kinds of them, all the time.”

“ All that stuff is bad for you.”

“ I don’t care. I love it. I eat that stuff all the time.”

“ Drugs?”

“ Yep. I do them too. Don’t do them though. Don’t start doing them.”

“ How long have you guys been throwing ball bearings at each other?”

“ All the time.”

“ Its dangerous.”

“ We throw them along the ground.”

“ Its still dangerous.”

“ Nothing is gonna happen.”

“ Its 12:30.”

“ No bread?”

“ No bread. I’m not doing that. You go do it.”

“ Next time.”

“ Next time. And if you do it, get me one. I could always eat. They make those breads for the sub places. That is what they are for.”

“ I know.”

“ Do you eat subs?”

“ Not really.”

“ Me neither.”

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