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May 17, 2006 He said we must punish any new illegal entries into this country but we must not punish the hard working immigrants that have been here for a long time illegally in this country. Ok first off, someone that sneaks into this country illegally usually hides for as long as they can. These people won't be punished for doing a great job hiding from authorities. It is like a federally board game using the United States for the game board. Now if you do get caught be assured that you will be deported no matter what. “Go straight to home, do not pass go and do not collect two hundred dollars unless the boss that hired you as an illegal owes you.” If you don't get caught then you were just smarter then the last guy. Whether you get caught or not you are all the same, criminals. People make up this country; everyone is or has ancestors that came from other countries legally. I think the Bush plan is just pissing off Americans that worked hard at being Americans. George remember, criminals should all be punished not just a select few. This game will be more popular then OJ Simpson in his hay day. We will have a board made up of all the states. Each block in the states leads you to another state. If you can make it across the board without getting caught you win. The pieces are colored so you know which player you are. Brown game board pieces are illegals and the white game pieces are politicians and federally men trying to catch you. There are two piles of cards. One pile is the red cards. These are the bleeding heart cards that advance you through this game. These cards find great hiding places and hire you to do some work around the board. Some of these cards can be redeemed later in the game so hold on to them. The blue cards are the Big boss Cards. The big boss cards helps you make the money you will need to afford free rest areas on the board. No one can touch you while you are on a free rest stop. You will be asked to do labor that no true American will even think of doing for any less then fifty dollars an hour but you win a chance to do these tasks for three dollars an hour and happy to do it. The big boss cards can use you up and then turn you in to authorities when they are through with you. As you advance you can hide in the one room apartments available to as many as ten players in this game. Remember if you are caught you don't have to worry you just start over. Oh this game is already a hit in other countries like China, Australia, Japan and Newark. The game is only five hundred dollars plus fifty dollars for each family member that wants to play with you. Act now and you will get the beautiful songs of Charo. Yes this Mexican bombshell will serenade you with such hits as “Lets get as many as we can in this semi” “Don't Touch it, it's Electrified” and her beautiful rendition of “America the Beautiful” America for spaceship skies her ever wades of brain.” Sure you don't know what she is singing about but you will love the cootchy, cootchy dance on the bonus video. Now you get the game, the video and the songs fall for your pleasure. This has been a commercial announcement offered to you by Sammy the dark guy in the white hat in the back of the hat shop just tell him necessity sent cha. That's 555-555-5555 for the deal of the century before all the games are recalled in 2008. George, remember this, it is nice to be liked but it is better to be hated and do a better job. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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