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Mar. 26, 2006 The honor of being Vice President and a warm bucket of spit might get you a 10% discount at "The Waffle House", but it doesn't entitle you to rock star treatment. Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't have to worry about groupies hanging out at the lobby of his hotel, but like a celebrity he does have a list of things he demands from hotels. Thanks to the "Smoking Gun" Web site here's the list: TV turned to FOX News. This is no surprise, the FOX News channel operates like it's the official propaganda arm of the Bush administration. It's no coincidence that when Cheney peppered his friend with birdshot, he gave FOX News an exclusive interview. Temperature 68 degrees. All lights turned on. This is a surprise, I would think a cold-blooded former Halliburton executive would find a room set at 33 degrees with the lights turned out more to his liking. Queen or king bed. Cheney could make do with a twin bed, it's not like he can find a female to share a bed with him. Decaf coffee, brewed prior to arrival. Lord have mercy if the hotel staff provided the tightly wound -up Cheney with regular coffee by mistake, he's liable to pepper the cleaning lady with buckshot. Four to six bottles of water. There's no truth to the rumor that the vice president requires bottles of blood, I guess he's not really a vampire. Diet Caffeine Free Sprite, four cans. He can always use the empty cans for target practice. Cheney has the smirk of a lunatic permanently plastered on his face, for the sake of hotel staffs around the world, I hope he takes up permanent residence in one of his secret underground bunkers. ------------ About the author: Robert Paul Reyes has written over 200 articles for Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: rreyes4966@aol.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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