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You Worked HOW Many Hours?

By Kaycee Nilson
Mar. 9, 2006

On Wednesday, March 8, 2006, Dan left for work at 7:45 am and didn’t return until 5:45 am on Thursday. Yes, he worked all those hours and he’s on salary, which means that he doesn’t get paid over time.

How much fun can a body have? I ended up with two boys in my bed. One used my feet as a pillow and the other used my tummy as a pillow. Do I look like a pillow? I don’t think so! Nor am I to be bothered while I’m trying to sleep by a little voice asking for toast. Nor do I want to hear out of a 10-year-old complain that I am watching a movie about Glenn Miller.

And if I hear anymore crap about some cartoon show that they say they NEED to watch when I am in the middle of an hour long program, I’m cracking skulls.

It’s been a long night and every time I tried to get comfortable, I got hit or kicked. I should have slept on the couch but I was worried about our youngest falling off the bed.

To top it off, here comes that fat cat to fin a small area and curl up in. So, let us recap, I got my oldest son thinking my feet are a pillow. The youngest child on my tummy and the cat curled up at the back of my knees.

Today, I’m dragging, and I know Dan is too. So I guess we will be tag- team napping today. So far I’ve drunk 3/4 of a pot of coffee. And I still feel exhausted.

Plus I can never sleep when Dan’s not here. I guess I’ve gotten used to his breathing when he sleeps and his hair getting in my face when he flips it out from under his head. I love the kids, but they are a poor substitute for my Dan.

Try to explain to a three-year-old that 2:30 am is NOT the time for Lego’s. Try explain to a 29 pound cat that it’s YOUR pillow, not his.

At least dinner was easy, I fed the boys pizza and I had a Slimfast.

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About the author: Kaycee Nilson has completed her first novel, "Night Falls on Chicago." The first two chapters can be viewed at http://www.KayceeNilson.com.

Besides writing columns for Useless-Knowledge, Kaycee is currently working on two more novels, "From the Mind of a Vampire", and "I'll Love You Til You Die."

If you have enjoyed what you read, or would like to leave Kaycee a message, please visit her message board at http://www.KayceeNilson.com/Board

Email: Kaycee@kayceenilson.com


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