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Mar. 2, 2006 Being relocated has its good side and bad side. When someone turns states witness, usually against a mobster they get a promise of a new life. The plan has its flaws and I have this friend who called me and told me all about it. My friends name is Chick Dainey, that's his new name because of something he had done for the state. I think it was when he testified against "Vide Loco” in the trial of 2002. Loco was put away for thirty years for passing bad gas. Dainey testified in front of a grand jury and his testimony alone was enough to put the guy away and he deserved what he got. Chick was hiding out in a little town called Belleville, New Jersey. Oops I hope I didn't blow his cover. His new found home was great and he loved living the small town life not scared of anything that moved. He made many friends there and everything was nice until one of his friends decided to walk into his home unannounced. Chick picked up a rifle and shot the guy in the face with buck shot. Chick panicked not knowing any better he placed the guy in his trunk and brought him to hunting grounds near by. Dainey, called 911 from the hunting grounds and when the police arrived he told them that he was shooting at a crow, the guy walked in front of his gun and now his face has more holes in it then the streets of New York. They all went to the hospital and the guy he shot is going to be ok. Chick went into the guys room and threatened him. He told the man that if he didn't stick to that hunting story he would find himself taking a dirt nap. The man was so scared that he had a heart attack. When all was said and done the man who was shot apologized to the town telling them it was his entire fault for getting shot. The town bought the story and Chick was in the clear. Chick's home at 125 Blake Street is always locked now. I guess he learned a lesson. He went on to become the vice president of the neighborhood watch committee and a good citizen of that small town. The neighbors respect him and always ask before they come over. When Chick asks them if they want to go hunting they all tell him they are vegetarians. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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