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June 27, 2006 I need to sue somebody. I am suffering mental anguish and acid reflux from the constant harping of liberals. I have high blood pressure and hang-nails. I’m getting more wrinkles and I’ll be darned if I didn’t find a zit on my forehead the other day. Liberals have me so confused I got sunburned yesterday while standing outside trying to figure out the latest John Murtha diatribes. Howard Dean is still talking and the only real plus was the latest CNN poll that shows Hillary Clinton a distant second to Kim Jung Il for the Democratic nomination for President. Of course I might have dreamt that one. My feet ache and I’m drooling a lot. I understand that people losing their minds drool a lot. I need to sue someone soon while I still have enough of a mind to spend all the money! John Kerry will not go away. He insists that his experience in Vietnam makes him Commander In Chief material. Hillary says her previous command over the puppet president that held sexual trysts in the oval office make her more qualified for the seat. John Murtha is looking to take over Nancy Pelosi’s dream seat of House Majority Leader. Both of those liberals are giving me large doses of heartburn with their terrible math. Neither one realizes they are the “minority” and that the 2006 and 2008 elections will further reduce their ranks unless they start actually talking issues. And that is an issue. Cut and run, run and cut are the cries of cowards unless it is “cut taxes” and “run against liberal policies”. Running from bullies makes one tired and angry while proving impotence. Bravery is not in the vocabulary of many liberals. Every page of the liberal dictionary begins with the word “appeasement”. Liberalism has no savior. Liberalism can produce no ideas. Liberalism is fragmented and scatterbrained; suggesting the only way to survive is to raise taxes, stop the war and “redeploy” (retreat) into the sunset. Liberalism has many directions and too many directors. All the directors of liberal minding work against each other. There is no consensus other than the consensus to “hate Bush”. Will liberalism gain wins for the Democrats in 2006 and 2008? Perhaps for those who manage to change their stripes to that of a moderate or a democrat with conservative values they can pull off a Clintonesque victory of some type. But the ideals of liberalism are not the stuff of winning campaigns. One can only accept so much anger and hatred directed at one single person before the repetition reeks of boredom mixed with insanity. But I am a victim. I am bored and teetering on the edge of insanity because of the continual inanity of liberalism and the democratic leadership that leads nowhere and everywhere else at the same time; all roads leading to a need for anger management classes. I need to sue somebody quick so I will have some money to spend in my old age. Social Security is drying up. Welfare is workfare and I may soon be too disabled to be hired by anyone. The money I make now only pays my taxes and I can’t even buy dog food (it’s lucky I don’t own a dog). Perhaps I am a victim because I don’t own a dog? Is there an ACLU lawyer out there willing to make a case for me pro bono? I am a victim and I really need to sue somebody. ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 500 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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