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June 19, 2006 Sir Paul McCartney, who married once model Heather Mills, is now on the verge of divorce. I guess we call him Sir Paul because he was knighted but I call everyone over sixty Sir. Heather now being bashed against the wall because of some nude photos she posed for twenty years ago is devastated over all the media hype. The media is taking its toll on the McCartney's but I will just bet that the toll isn't as much as Heather is going to get from Sir Paul. I know that I am best known as a comedy writer but not in this case. I wouldn't stoop to the usual one legged jokes like some of the other media comics have done. You won't be reading any I lean or Peggy jokes here. I won't be telling my famous line about Paul marring a one legged woman and decided to break it off. Not her leg but the marriage. No I won't tell the one about the wooden legged girl who drinks like she has a hollow leg, and she does has one too. No, no my friends I won't stoop to such levels here. This is a news site and we deserve to hear the facts so here they are. Paul McCartney who made billions with his music since 1956 starting with the Beatles, solo efforts and then wings is trying to get one leg up on the media by stopping rumors that Heather his wife has done nude photos as well as being a prostitute in her youth. Heather denies the rumors but can't deny the photos sprawled all over the Internet. Paul knew about some of the things she had done in her dark past but not everything. I guess this will bring her multi billion dollar settlement down to a little over a billion. Paul most likely will settle because he didn't see any reason to sign a prenuptial agreement. I guess he believed his own hype that money can't by love but it can buy many other things for Heather. Last but least, Sir Paul's daughters had only one comment to say and that was to their father and almost simultaneously they said "Dad, we told you so." Heather seemed to be dealing with her fake leg not seeming self conscious at all. When this reporter walked over to her and simply said "Wooden leg?" She replied "Big ears." And ran, oops hobbled off and got into her limo and drove away to the nearest bank to count her money again. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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