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July 14, 2006 Kevin says Al Qaeda is a “myth”. Kevin says the U.S. government made up Al Qaeda to start a war with Muslims. Kevin is an academic idiot. The University of Wisconsin is not the place to send your children if you want them growing up sane. I just want to know if “Al Qaeda” is a “myth” then who is this Al Qaeda guy who keeps calling to take credit for 75 percent of the world’s terrorist acts? I have heard of Al Bundy, Big Al, Al-a-wet-ta, Al-abama, Al-bany, Al-chemy, Al-ka-seltzer, Al-la-ka-zam, Al-po, Al-zhemier’s, Al-eee-oop, and the AL-ps, but it is Al Qaeda that keeps calling on the phone and giving interviews to Al-Jazeera (the other terrorist Al). Bone-heads and puke-faces all, these wild and crazy professor-type, conspiracy nuts blow all kinds of idiot spew against the wall to see what sticks. It is laughable. Institute of higher learning indeed; the University of Wisconsin is North America’s gift to struggling mental hospitals everywhere. As “Bo Knows Baseball!” Kevin knows Al Qaeda. Kevin is now Al Qaeda’s best friend. He is helping to hide Al Qaeda by claiming the terrorist organization a “myth”. Tell the good Taliban people of Afghanistan that their government was destroyed for protecting a “myth”. Tell that good Taliban at Yale that his scholarship is in jeopardy because he is actually representing a mythical terrorist organization. Tell any living member of Al Qaeda that they are a myth. Nobody cut off any heads or created any shoe bombs or blew up tourist resorts in Bali and Egypt. “Forrest Gump” would say of Kevin: “Stupid is as stupid does.” Kevin should be ashamed of himself but his bank account will not suffer any from his fixation on the bad and evil American government that conspired to destroy the World Trade Center. He is devoted to “dissing” the American government and the University of Wisconsin is more than happy to pretend this whacko is a credible academic. I believe Kevin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went to the same school together. Each graduated believing a non-mythical myth. AH! The wonders of modern education! A rumor I am trying to start says that Kevin Barrett has been offered a steady gig. Al-Jazeera has offered to pay him for a weekly investigative expose column. Kevin will be sending in articles about the evil conspiracies of the United States against the world. A preview of his first column shows a discussion with the mythical leader of the mythical Al Qaeda and his mythical explanation of the USS Cole bombing and the mythical destruction of the American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. Kevin then correlates these myths with the factual presentations of Joe Wilson who received verifiable proof from his under-the-covers CIA-type wife that Mohmar Quadaffy preferred boxers to briefs because it was easier to smuggle yellow-cake to Iraq that way and much more comfortably. I understand Al-Jazeera will be required reading at the University of Wisconsin this academic year also. ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 500 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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