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I Got A Conspiracy For YA!

By Michael John McCrae
July 13, 2006

Brit Hume’s “Grapevine” told me this morning that: “The University of Wisconsin will allow part-time lecturer Kevin Barrett to teach a fall class on Islam, including his theory that the U.S. government planned the 9/11 terror attacks to launch a war on Muslim nations. Provost Patrick Farrell says a 10-day review of Barrett's history found a record of "quality teaching," adding, "we cannot allow political pressure from critics of unpopular ideas to inhibit the free exchange of ideas."

This clone of Ward Churchill knows how to schmooze apparently. He has a bogus assumption and he’s turning it into academic gold. MORE: “Barrett, who believes many of the so-called 9/11 hijackers are alive and calls Al Qaeda a "myth" fabricated by the government, tells the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel he plans to spend a week of the class studying a "variety of viewpoints" on the 9/11 attacks.”

Well, that’s good. Perhaps he’ll study my “viewpoint” too.

I think Michael Jackson did it to take the heat off his proclivity for pedophilia! He’s now living under the protection of the Muslim populated government of Bahrain which allows trysts between adults and little boys. They also don’t frown much upon “gayety”! So the “Rainbow Coalition and NAMBLA and all those other homosexually inclined organizations with the legal assistance of the ACLU were all involved in the 9/11 coup. Since the Muslims that crashed the airliners also visited strip bars prior to killing 3000 Americans, the American pornographic industry is probably a viable suspect too.

That means Hollywood is somehow involved because the pornographic industry employs actors to play with each other on movie screens. Many of these pornographic features have homosexual themes too so the link is solid. Don’t they also show movies on Airliners?

If I could just find one of the 9/11 hijackers I could prove Michael Jackson’s complicity in this disaster. I understand one of the favorite tunes of Zacarias Moussaoui (the 20th hijacker) is Harry Belafonte’s “Banana Boat” song and the words of that song correlate to the code words Osama bin Laden uses over his AT&T cell phone.

The plot thickens.

Osama bin Laden used cell phones to coordinate many of the attacks against American interests worldwide. In fact the first cell phone is the invention of Martin Cooper who put the idea together in 1947 and first successfully used the phone in 1973 in New York City! So there is a direct correlation to cell phones, New York City and Osama bin Laden!

I understand most of the Representatives in the United States government use cell phones too. That means the Federal government must have been involved in the 9/ll event because Osama bin Laden and the many Representatives of the American government all use cell phones which were first successfully used in 1973 in New York City, the same year construction began on the World Trade Center. In fact, by 1976, many cell phones were in use but that was also the year the World Trade Center was completed.

So, because the World Trade Center blocked many of the cell phone signals between Osama bin Laden and his friends in the United States Congress who all used cell phones, the WTO had to go. Thus was hatched the evil plot.

But that’s not all!

I understand a microwave tower for cell phone signals was also erected in Crawford, Texas which is the home of President George W. Bush! This is a coincidence not to be ignored! Osama bin Laden must call on a cell phone. All cell phone signals must go through microwave towers very similar to the one in Crawford, Texas! So there is your proof positive that President George W. Bush destroyed the World Trade Center!

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