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Why I Believe Joran Van Der Sloot Is STILL Guilty!


By Patrick Hurley
July 2, 2006

A year has passed. I continue to be in touch with the Dave and Robin Holloway as they grieve over their missing daughter. Meanwhile, the last person to see her alive is happy and well and enjoying his college life in Holland and having the time of his life.

Many of you are tired of the story. Many of you think this is old news. Many of you have your children safely tucked in their beds at night. So, I do not care what many of you think. I know if it were my daughter, this story would never end. Until they find Natalee, I will be here to remind all of you that the story is still there.

I continue to believe that Joran Van der Sloot is guilty concerning the disappearance of this wonderful young girl. Here are my reasons:

1. He lied at the time of her disappearance. From the very beginning, Joran never came clean as to what happened the night Natalee got into the car with him. From his made up story about the security guards, giving him and his pals ten days to clean up the evidence, to the mythical trip to the lighthouse; it was all fabricated.

2. He continues to lie in his recent interviews. Satish did not pick him up from the beach as Joran claimed which means if it was not Satish or Deepak who picked him up according to phone and computer records, how did he get home? There are other details he continues to polish and edit even though his timeline remains incredulous.

3. He has been arrogant about Beth Twitty since the first night he met her. When a grieving mother arrives at your house and asks where her missing daughter is, an innocent person would be humble and helpful. Not Joran the Arrogant. His reaction to her upon being asked about the whereabouts of Natalee? "How should I KNOW?" A little defensive there, Joran? Isn't it remarkable that innocent people do not get defensive...

4. He never offered to help look for Natalee. Even in the ten days when he was not a suspect and with all the information he COULD have given to police as to her whereabouts, he never moved his irresponsible butt one inch towards a search party. That is not only beyond belief, it is disgusting.

5. He and his family refused to let police search their property or his apartment. If a young man has nothing to hide, he would cooperate fully with the authorities. If a young man has a crime to hide, he would not. Do the math.

6. He continues to hint that it was Deepak who raped and murdered Natalee Holloway. Doesn't this sound a LITTLE like OJ hinting it was the Columbian drug lords who killed Nicole Brown Simpson. Or Robert Blake HINTING that while he was in the restaurant for fifteen minutes someone happened along and saw the wife he abhorred in a car and blew her away. Don't you love HINTS? Very clever ruses, huh?

Of course, there is no physical or circumstantial evidence that Joran did anything wrong due to three facts:

1. Joran stalled the investigation for ten days while the car was being thoroughly cleaned and evidence was destroyed.

2. The Dutch and Aruban authorities, beyond nabbing a marijuana dealer caught IN THE ACT, were about as proficient in solving a murder as Ashlee Simpson was in carrying a tune on, "Saturday Night Live."

3. The Dutch government had (and HAS) little interest in solving this case.

So, the Joran supporters cackle and wink as they proclaim his innocence. Many of us have heard this, "my guy is INNOCENT" crap before. We saw them carrying signs and, "I LOVE you" placards at previous trials concerning victims Laci Peterson, Nicole Brown Simpson and Bonnie Bakeley. If Scott Peterson had said he was at a golf course on Christmas eve he would be on the first tee today. If there had been more than ONE caucasion juror, OJ might have been convicted. (Isn't it funny that the LAPD never searched for any OTHER suspects in that case?) If the mother who accused Michael Jackson of molesting her son had not been a welfare thief, he would be serving Jesus Juice to his fellow inmates.

It does not come down to whether you commit a crime; it is all about timing, location, how much clout you have with authorities and luck. Joran was 4 for 4 here. Even something obvious has to be proven in a court of law. But, if you go to sleep at night and there is no snow on the ground and you wake up and the ground is covered with snow you could make a REASONABLE assumption that it snowed during the night.

I am making a REASONABLE assumption here that Joran Van der Sloot had something to do with the disappearance and death of Natalee Holloway. I believe he also knows where her body is and how it got there. Just because the law cannot prove anything to nail this little punk does not mean that someone with an I.Q. higher than a cantaloupe cannot see through the clever Dutch boy. We are not fooled by all the diversions of his followers trying to put the focus on her parents, her mistakes that night, the donation process, people who want to assist in finding her or those who have written in support of the family.

None of us were the one who lured her into a car, made her disappear, lied about it, continues to lie about it, threw the police off the trail, did not assist in any of the search, stonewalled attempts to search his property and hints even today that it was SOMEONE ELSE.

To paraphrase Deep Throat in, "All the President's Men," when he said, "Follow the money."

"Follow the lies." When you do you will find one person at the end of that trail....

Joran Van der Sloot.

Not Beth Twitty, not Joe Mammana, not a mythical donation fund, not a Toyota Tundra, not Dave Holloway, not writers all over the world trying to help a grieiving family...

Joran Van der Sloot.

One of these days, someone is going to look out their window and see the snow falling and we are going to nail this guy. Count on it.

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About the author: Pat Hurley has won three Emmy awards for writing, hosting and producing television shows. He resides in Southern California.

Email: coolhumor@sbcglobal.net


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