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Feb. 19, 2006 The San Francisco Comical carried the Democratic response to Bush’s failure to prevent the Blizzard covering the Nations Capital this weekend. Nancy Pelosi, Because of the presidents lack of concern for the effects of the blizzard on African Americans they’re freezing and dieing by the hundreds. Their being stacked in the streets like cordwood. [No mention of who’s doing the stacking.] Harry Reid, As soon as I return from my hurricane fact finding trip to Jamaica’s Club Med I’ll be asking the senate to investigate Bush’s response to the blizzard and it’s effect on national security. Cindy Sheehan, This blizzard is clearly retribution for Americas aggression in Iraq. Darwin’s getting even with the Bush administration. John Kerry,I really couldn’t make an intelligent statement, I haven’t been in Washington since the 2004 ballots were counted. Michael Moore, [Illegible] his mouth was filled with a double Big Mac with bacon, onion, lettuce, tomato, pickle, pineapple, chili-fry’s and a slurppy. The more gentile Senator Robert Byrd, Ba baba bbaa bbabbaa baba mmmmm ahahahah, bababbaa mmmmmm bbbbaaaaa ba ba, to be translated at a later date. Teddy [The Swimmer] Kennedy, The president has gone a bridge [mmm, correct that] a step to far by not warning the public of the dangers of blizzards. My brother, [what do you mean you *&^%$% my mikes turned off?] Barbara Boxer, Blizzard, blizzards, we don’t need no stinking blizzards. Howard Dean, This is the last straw that bumbling, *&^%^$#@ &^++@@!$#% ^%$# *&^%$# has got to go. Dick Durbin I’m from Chicago we have blizzards in Chicago all year around. Chicago is a Democratic city Democrats know how to deal with blizzards, what was the question again? Hillary Clinton, One moment please, when I take the cookies out of the oven I’ll have a statement for the Washington Whitehouse press corps. Be patient please, thank you please. Did I say please? Bill Clinton, Hay Sugar how would you like to come up to my room and watch porn-flicks of Mickey and Minnie making out? Just you and little old me Sugar. That was a sampling of the Democratic response to the winter snow storm that hit the East Coast this weekend. Republicans were to involved caring for the displaced to make a statement. ------------ About the author: Ken Hughes joined the Republican Party at the age of three. He hid the fact from his Liberal Democratic family for the next eighteen years. When his political leanings were discovered he was immediately sent packing. Mr. Hughes life began on a ranch in Idaho 75 years ago. He’s traveled extensively to many countries of the world and five continents. He has a keen interest in people and politics. Mr. Hughes believes in the individual’s right to hold his or her own beliefs, his sole purpose for writing is to make people think, what they think is up to them. His one original quote is, "Truth is like a coin, you must see both sides to know it’s not counterfeit." Email: ken-hughes@comcast.net Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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