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Dec. 9, 2006 Evil Guy: “Head! Where are you Head? Come in here!” Head demon: “Commin Boss! Evil Guy: “AH! You and the demon buddies have done splendidly! I have only love in my heart for your collective evil-ness and dastardly methods of achieving my goals!” Head demon: “We aim to please Boss!” Evil Guy: “I am so happy over the way the buddies have manipulated all the humans responsible for this Iran and Iraq thingy. Your brilliant manipulations are getting that America place into such a wonderfully defeatist attitude. I can feel the frustration, the bitterness and the anger again. When those Democrat guys won that election thingy they were too happy. It was really making me sick. But now I feel the anger from the people who wanted to win the war and defeat my radical Islamic minions. I feel warm and fuzzy all over!” Head demon: “Well Boss, we have to give credit to Demon Buddy Five and Demon Buddy Nine. When they inhabited the bodies of that idiot Iranian President and other idiot Venezuelan President that gave us a full boat of human lunatics we could use to push that America place around.” “When Demon Buddy Six and Demon Buddy Two got the Evil-Guy Squad to inhabit those old guys on that Iraq panel thingy it was only a matter of a minute before we had safety and security for all our evil-led armies. Those old guys voted for love and peace to all our terrorists. It was a great day!” Evil Guy: “AH! Yessssssssss! Head Demon: “Then we got Demon Buddy Three and Demon Buddy Eight to inhabit the Democrat front-running popular people so in two years we can take over that White House thingy for good. Once we get that Hillary gal and her buddy Obama voted into leadership we can finally get that America place to give up protecting God’s chosen people and put the whole world under your rule. We even have all the “666” tattoos ready for distribution!” Evil Guy: “Exxxxxxxxxcellllllent!” Head Demon: “Our “Kill the Nativity” program is working like the Holocaust too Boss! That ACLU thingy is following every one of our suggestions to keep them Christian people from spreading morality and any thought of liberty. Complete bondage is only just around the corner Boss! We might even get back slavery if we play our cards right! Those illegal alien dudes and gals are gonna be given amnesty and then the rest of those democrats can have illegal aliens working in their vineyards, hotels and restaurants just like our good girly gal Nancy Pelosi!” Evil Guy: “So we got that Iraq place in our pocket producing about 100 souls for hell per day. We got that Iran place and that North Korea place ready to start passing out those nuclear bomb thingies to send even more people to hell. We got the Russians spreading a new radioactive poison and the Chinese testing the waters to see how close to the goody-goody American aircraft carriers they can get before being spotted. We got our leaders being voted into office in Venezuela , Ecuador and Nicaragua . And it is only a matter of a couple of years before we have our gal Hillary leading that goody-goody America place into hell where it belongs! Head! I think we got the big guy right where we want him!” AH! Yessssssssss! Head Demon: “Yeah Boss! There ain’t a whole lot of bad news out there today and you are gonna need new closets for all those extra souls we’re gonna be sending you! I’ll get the Demon Buddies right on that.” Evil Guy: “Thanks Head. You’re the best Head Demon an Evil Guy could hope for. Don’t screw this up! I can taste the victory for evil. Those goody-goody guys don’t want to fight me no more. I love the word “appeasement”! I love the word “consensus”! I love the idea of multicultural diversity! I love the ACLU’s condemnation of all that goody-goody Christmas stuff! I can’t wait until the day I get to walk into that mosque in Jerusalem and slaughter a pig! Then the world will know I mean business and they better take that mark or die! I can’t wait!” Head Demon: “Long live you Boss! Long live YOU!” ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 500 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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