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By Patrick Hurley Aug. 28, 2006 This just in... The DNA found on the fingernails and body of JonBenet Ramsey does not match up with John Mark Karr. The Boulder D.A. is expected to drop all charges against him. Which means several things... The Boulder D.A. is a moron. John Mark Karr used his confession to escape the jail in Thailand. Smart move. The media went crazy over NOTHING. The killer is still out there. Okay, we can all go back to our lives now. ------------ About the author:   Pat Hurley has won three Emmy awards for writing, hosting and producing television shows. He resides in Southern California. Email: coolhumor@sbcglobal.net Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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