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Aug. 25, 2006 The Planet named after the God of the Underworld in addition to Mickey Mouse’s dog has been demoted. The Astroscientists have declared Pluto light weight space rock not worthy of the Status of Planet.. Those of us who are in the Astrological Community ponder on how this will effect our Star Gazing Ventures. The Ancient Astrologers did quite well without Pluto which was discovered in 1930. Since that time , Pluto evolved into the scariest yet most interesting planets. It represents the Phoenix, powerful and destructive forces, death and rebirth, and psychology. Pluto inspires visions the Man From Uncle playing Spy Versus Spy. Pluto also represents Other People’s Money and Taxes. . Mini-Me in charge of the Internal Revenue Service might be a good thing. Once upon a time, when Pluto was an unknown space rock, Sex was the forte of the fun loving Leo in the fifth house that rule the Sun. Modern Astrologers evicted Mars out of Scorpio’s Eight House and delegated the task of Whoopee to Pluto. The Solar Loving Leo still does it for fun but Pluto Loving Scorpio does it for the intense, earth shattering orgasmic revelation. It has been my experience that Capricorn which is rules by Grouchy Old Saturn is best kept secret when it comes to hot sizzling gratification of a Sensual Nature. Saturn has always been in the picture in the world of traditional Astrology. In addition to Pluto, we also have the Asteroids including Chiron the Wounded Healer. There is an entire branch of Astrology dedicated to the Asteroids. In addition - We have Transpluto which is now called Zena. The Happenings in the Cosmos is so infinite that we could nuts trying to incorporate them all into an Astro Weather Report. My specialty is Traditional Horary Astrology. This means I work with the Sun and the Moon. These are obviously not planets but considered Illuminates or the Lights. I also work with Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. I will consider the influence of the Uranus, Neptune and even Chiron but they are not major players in my Charts. This is not because I have any great problems with Modern Astrology which includes Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. I like Traditonal Horary Astrology because it’s simple. Personally I wish we could keep Pluto and give Saturn to the Modern Astrologers. Although I will allow Saturn put his boots under my bed and send him back to the office when he starts being a grump. . As a Libra - Taurus and I share the Ruling planet of Venus. Luxury loving Taurus can keep Venus, I wouldn’t mind working with a planet with a cool name like Zena. Traditional Astrologers who use the methods followed by the Ancients will not be so upset about the reduced status of Pluto which they consider the about the ninth rock from the sun. "So what" was heard from Traditional astrologers everywhere. Modern Astrologers will declare, if it looks like a funny shaped duck and walks a funny shaped orbit - it’s still a planet. Business as Usual. ------------ About the author: Bonijean Isaacs is a freelance writer and Astrologer in West Virginia. Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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