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The Internet Should Be Shut Down [Now, I Know Why]

By Stephen Lonewolf Makama
Apr. 27, 2006

'Innocence' the sages say is bliss-blissful; and I must posit too that ignorance also is ‘cloud 9’ ……and then some.

Growing the way I did has seen me in my late 30’s still a virgin –and that is not to say that I don’t feel like any 'normal' healthy alpha male should or would, though it may a bit over exaggerated –the ‘alpha male thing you know but you know……

Anyway that is not to say that there certainly have been the ‘one on one sessions ‘-I mean the smooches, the heavy kisses and the pettings [I blush – ebony]…..hey I would be labelled queer you know like homo…..and all and am certainly not queer –‘homo and all’ [..oh please save me the usual-Lobby.].

A fellow architect who is somewhat of a computer aided design guru intimated me on a whole load of down load able programs on the internet and was like “where have you been maan?” How ? How ?[..as if on candid camera with the rest of the King of Id’s crew..] I was like –to get a load of them down loads? “Crackz Planet……” he says conspiratorially without the appendage “stupid..” and he quickly added …” but you gotta be quick about it maan”. And I was like –yeah right like am ‘Jack de nimble, Jack de quick, Jack jump over de internet stick!

Any on the said day [drum roll] I sashay into the cybercafé and log on …… “but you gotta be fast and quick' could only mean one thing and I might hit upon a porn site or worse [how worse,,]. And so almost gasping for air, the hair on the back of my neck practically crackling I did it-amazing!

There it was Crackz Planet just like he said …………..I quickly perused the serial numbers –applications, games, programs aaaand then then –you know it folks.

I recall them college days when a course mate, I don’t how.... showed me a dirty magazine, I don’t know how because it was something I would personally flee from in the past [my dad is an Ol Time Religion clergy…], but anyway I would go to his room and 'scare' myself crazy...I couldn't stop! I would continue to do so –I just couldn't help myself.

Almost 20 odd years on and I still can’t rid of some of those images.

Back to Crackz Planet-so I finish my legitimate business on site, now to get off! The angel with halo was shouting in ear here see but it was a gentle jab by the red guy in tights with pitch fork that drove my fingers to hit the cursor on Hackers Porn Free Pass ………an experience which left me incapacitated, disgusted, violated and wondering ……no this kind of stuff cannot be happening! People actually do that?

It was then I began to grasp the import of John Giacobbi’s cry..[We could Clean Up The Internet……Reader’s Digest, December 2005].

Clean up? We should shut it up!!!!!

Dear Lord! This is not even considering the Adults ‘n’ Animals sites or the Adults ‘n’ Little Kids sites……

What in the world has the white man got us into? Al Gore, what have you done?

It's perfectly clear to me now that then Sodom and Gomorah was a white-one horse town and that father Abraham was a black hombre …….

Maybe I’ve felt lost and afraid before but not like this maan –I would prefer to watch a hundred live pod cast beheadings of white Westerners [you know I don’t mean that] than the kind of things I had to literally tear my eyes away from.

If there is any further proof that God is going to judge the world it’s going to be for things like what I witnessed …….and those were just ‘stills’- they were offering free membership-just give your e-mail address! It was bad enough to look for trouble but it would have been moronic inviting the devil home for pizza too [yeah he likes then with chilli too..].

The internet SHOULD be shut down and handed back to the US military! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA!

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