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Apr. 26, 2006 Arrrrrrrrr! Yessssssssss! The Demon Buddies have been all over the world exporting terror and death! My coffers are full. My closets are almost complete! I am one very happy demon today! Arrrrrrrrrrr! So long ago I was able to fool that goody-goody America place into giving up that Bible Book it the public schools and I have reaped the benefits in Columbine and other schools. I would have succeeded in Kansas and Alaska too but for some goody-goody who ratted out my liberally multicultural brainwashed slaves. Arrrrr! We’ve been getting a lot of our minions across that goody-goody America’s southern border too. It is only a matter of time before we swamp that economy and destroy any hope of that goody-goody Bush guy getting his popularity back. I’m much more popular than he is now! Yessssss! I got them crazy Mullahs and that insane Iranian President all wrapped up in my little Middle East adventure. Pretty soon they’ll be playing with a nuclear bomb and Israel will be history! That God guy will never be able to fulfill his promise to that little rinky-dink country full of lawyers and accountants! Yesssssss! I’m sooooooooo happy! I have China knocking at the door. That communism stuff will once again rise and begin killing even more people than it does now. My good buddy Stalin will be considered a piker compared to what I have in store when a totally communist China takes over the world. I got Hamas elected! Who could have given me a better present than that? Now I can kill even more Jews and when Iran get a nuclear bomb…..WHAMMO! I’m soooooooo happy! I’d have a bowl of ice cream, but like snowballs in hell, isn’t much chance of that! That’s okay though. Still got my atheistic minions spouting all kinds of anti-god-isms. I got me a tremendous following and they’re giving them goody-goody Christian people a run for their money for sure. The Demon Buddies have been very, very busy. I’m loving it! I got plenty more in store for that goody-goody America place too. I’m going to get that gay marriage thing in yet! I have almost that whole country duped into thinking sexual immorality is the best thing since Barbara Streisand! We’ll keep that abortion thing going too. I don’t want any more generations of goody-goodies mucking up my plans and I have to get that Hillary chick elected to something important so I can smash that conservative-type stuff once and for all! There are plans to be made and Demon Buddies to promote. They have been so good to me and have brought me so many great souls to stick in my closets! I am soooooooo happy! Arrrrrr! ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 500 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Comment on this article here! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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