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Aruba's Alphabet Soup

By Meri Ulrich
Apr. 25, 2006

Remember when you were a little kid and you sang, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z, now I know my ABC's, won't you sing along with me?"

Well, on Aruba they sing it as adults! They particularly sing it if they are prosecutors or police officers.

The letters aren't in order (according to the American alphabet), but they exist nevertheless.

Let's begin the Aruban Alphabet Song:

Everyone..sing along with me.........

SG (Security Guards) times two. Then JvdS, DK, SK, SC, PvdS.. When they go home comes GVC and MD and AB (or was that EB?)

Who's next? How about JT or JF or maybe even GD or KJ. What about DJ or DR.

I would take the time to fill in all of the correct names but I have an aversion to carpel tunnel syndrome.

Can anyone in their right mind actually sit there with a straight face and tell me that this isn't one HUGE, TRAGIC joke????

A girl went missing almost 11 months ago. Her parents have been trying to find her ever since and in-between the death threats, being accused of stealing from a fictional fund and being called ugly names they are STILL looking.

The ever creative ALE is playing alphabet soup and the new name of that country should be Revolving Door Aruba.

In one door...out the other.. Suspect.......Witness.........Indian Chief Chief........ nothing makes sense and their's no relief!

In the name of all that is just and lawful..won't the Dutch step into this boiling cauldron of soup and sort out the letters? The Hague is a brilliant force for justice...it centers on Human Rights......PLEASE go to Aruba and fix it. The soup is bitter and the pot spills over with fools and clowns.

I implore the Kingdom of The Netherlands...Queen Beatrix...Hans Brinker......anyone...go to Aruba and do something before the Island sinks in it's own bubbling brew of stinky broth.

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About the author: Meri has a Medical/Legal background and is a former forensic researcher specializing in psychological profiling.

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