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By Behdad Torkashvand
Apr. 22, 2006

Ok, now all the non-idiot guys know about the coming war. But if you were in the Moon for the last month you can read these:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/012/101dorxa.asp
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Bush-wont-rule-out-Iran-nuclear-attack/2006/04/19/1145344114235.html
http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2006/s1613143.htm

I would write an article about war, but I prefer to write something much more interesting, here's a "Did you know that?" article about Iran.

Let me start the revealing hidden facts from the first war.
Afghanistan:
Most Afghans speak Persian (with their own accent), they are originally Iranians.
 
Iranian?:
In fact, Kurdish, Tajik, and Afghan people are as Iranian as any Iranian who you know, only their born places is different.
 
Iranians:
If somebody is Iranian, it means her\his ancestors are not really Middle Eastern, Iranian people are originally Aryan, of course not Hitler's' Nordic Master Race or something like that.
 
Aryan:
Aryan people are from Siberia (Russia).
 
Peace:
Iranian people are so peaceful, maybe the most peace seeker nation in the world\in the history, for example when Genghis  Khan attacked Iran, he was something like Hitler or Alexander (your great not mine!) but after years when he'd left Iran he became a poet ! and When Alexander was crying in the front of the tomb of Cyrus, the great, he didn't know why he attacked Persian Empire, and when Hitler kill himself he didn't know why he couldn't been such a great king like Darius (Darius I, the great Persian king was who first used the word "Aryan" to introduce himself, "I'm Darius, the great king, I'm Aryan ...),
 
Cyrus, Darius...:
If you ask Iranians about Cyrus, Darius, or Xerxes, they will say who they are? Because "Cyrus" is the Greek form of "Koroush" and Darius is the Greek form of "Daaryoush" (in Old Persian: Daryavaush) and Xerxes is the Greek form of "Khashayarshaa" so on.
 
Human Rights:
 Cyrus, the great says:
Now that I put the crown of kingdom of Iran, Babylon, and the nations of the four directions on the head with the help of Ahurzamazda(God), I announce that I will respect the traditions, customs and religions of the nations of my empire and never let any of my governors and subordinates look down on or insult them until I am alive. From now on, till Ahura Mazda grants me the kingdom favor, I will impose my monarchy on no nation. Each is free to accept it , and if any one of them rejects it , I never resolve on war to reign. Until I am the king of Iran, Babylon, and the nations of the four directions, I never let anyone oppress any others, and if it occurs , I will take his or her right back and penalize the oppressor.
And until I am the monarch, I will never let anyone take possession of movable and landed properties of the others by force or without compensation. Until I am alive, I prevent unpaid, forced labor. To day, I announce that everyone is free to choose a religion. People are free to live in all regions and take up a job provided that they never violate other's rights.
No one could be penalized for his or her relatives' faults. I prevent slavery and my governors and subordinates are obliged to prohibit exchanging men and women as slaves within their own ruling domains. Such a traditions should be exterminated the world over ......
Iranian Nationalism:
This is what any real Iranian think about Iran:
Oh Iran, oh bejweled land
Oh, your soil is the wellspring of the arts
Far from you may the thoughts of rivals be
May your lasting eternal be
Oh enemy, if you are of stone, I am of iron
May my life be sacrificed for my pure motherland
Your love is my calling
My thoughts are never far from you
In your cause, when do our lives have value?
May these lands of our Iran be eternal

The stones of your mountain are jewels and pearls
The soil of your valleys are better than gold
When could I rid my heart of your affection?
Tell me, what will I do without your affection?
As long the turning of the earth and the cycling of the sky lasts
The light of the Divine will always guide us
When your love became my calling
My thoughts are not far from you
In your cause, when do our lives have value?
May these lands of our Iran be eternal
When your love became my calling
My thoughts are not far from you
In your cause when do our lives have value
May the land of our Iran be eternal

Iran oh my green paradise
Lighted is my fate because of you
If fire rains on my body
Other than your love I will not cherish in my heart
Your water, soil and love molded my clay
If your love leaves my heart it will become barren
When your love became my calling
My thoughts are not far from you
In your cause when do our lives have value
May the land of our Iran be eternal
When your love became my calling
My thoughts are not far from you
In your cause when do our lives have value
May the land of our Iran be eternal
 
Arabs:
The problem is that nowadays Americans are who want attack Iran, and some of idiot guys in US army are really don't know anything about Iranians, let me be realistic, most Americans don't know anything about other nations, yeah Americans are the only nation who respect ALL the other nations, but it's a fact, Americans don't have enough information about other nations, for example, when speaking to Pakistani people, Bush says " Pakistan can be good example of democracy for the other Arabic countries" WOW ! Arabic? Or in the Weekly Standard Magazine, one of the idiot US generals wrote "our allies in region such as Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Kuwait can help us in attacking Iran". WOW! Ok do that, and I'm the first person who want kill all the Americans around the world. Among Americans, Middle East is an unknown region, and even US generals don't know how much Iranians hate Arabs and how much Arabs hate Iranians (and then other nations).
 
Arabs Hate Persians?:
For example, when Iranian National Team of Football goes to Arabic countries, it's very normal to hear anti-Iranian vulgar words from stadium's speakers, or even SWAT attacks to Iranians' rooms in the hotel, they also hate us because we are how always helped Jews to survived (hidden fact: Arabs hate Jews).
 
Persians Hate Arabs?:
Arabs are who attacked Persian Empire and impose their religion to us and nowadays Iranians are not super power as US, they impose their nasty culture to us and they're one of the reasons of why population of non-brown eyes Iranians is only about 6 millions, and they replace their Iranian made alphabet instead of Avesta alphabet, they fire our important books (as Alexander fired our Avestas) and and and...
 
US attack:
If US attack Iran with enough excuses, no problem, Iranian people won't attack US soldiers, as Afghans never attacked US soldiers.
 
Eraqi people:
Eraqi people are Arabs; Eraqis called Iranians the "dirty" and "retarded", Eraqis are counting seconds to kill all the Kurdish people of Eraq.
 
Islamic Republic of Iran:
Iran's regime is not a nationalistic one, so they always ignored Arabs actions, in fact most Mullahs can speak Arabic, and they've never support Iranians. And Islamic republic of Iran hate Iranian people because Iranians are Persians, Persians are who don't like this imposed Islam, Persians are originally Zoroastrian, Persians are who saved Jews, and in whole history Persians are who always prevented from wiping Jewish people off the earth.
 
Islam:
If you think Islam is a respected religion among Iranians, you're wrong. Look at this photo:
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Only 28 years ago when Iran's regime was secular we were something like your people and after Islamic revolution, again Islam has imposed to Iranian society (first time, it imposed to us 14 centuries ago by the Arabs).
 
SMS:
Very important, SMS and weblogs are two most-popular ways of communication among Iranian youth.
 
Iranians Youth:
70% of Iranians in Iran are below the age of 30!
 
Internet:
Internet in Iran is under strongest possible censorship, thanks to American made Smart Filter which enabled our regime to suspend all the political and Persian Services of all the news agencies (VOA, BBC �)
 
Blog:
Persian beside French is the second most-popular language in blogsphere.
 
X:
We're a nation in jail, our youth want more joy of life, in our Islamic dominant country the best way to be maliciously happy is taking X drugs and blow up your head, 11% of Tehrani youth at least 1 time used such materials to be happy and 75% of Iranian youth at least 5 times thought about self killing.
 
Iranian Girls:
As Iranian boys, they're limited by Islamic laws and Islamic costumes, no beach, no exercise in public, no biking in public, all the sports, dancing, and singing are forbidden in public, for example swimming pools are in big rooms, long walls and a big roof plus some Basiji women walking outside the pool to care about girls' behaviour during swim, I mean preventing from lesbian or being nude actions.
 
Multivision:
This French satelitte TV on Hotbird is what we love, staying in home and watch a movie which is hardly forbidden by the Islamic Guidance Ministry.
 
Satellite:
Having satellite TV in Iran is forbidden for ordinary people, but it's so popular in Iran, and we have about 8 millions of satellite dishes in Iran!
 
Wine:
16% of Iranians at least one time drink wine, but by our laws, for men its penalty is 80 flogs and for women it's 60 flogs.
 
Beard:
If an Iranian shaves his face and want to do something in a government office, he can't! Clean shaven Iranian men are who have their own business or who are professors, doctors, actors or anybody who our regime can't arrest.
 
Job:
There's two kind of job in Iran, AAZAAD (free) and DOLATI (governmental job).
 
University:
There's seven kind of university in Iran, DOLATI (governmental, which is costless), ISLAMIC (governmental but not costless, PAYAM-NOOR (governmental, so expensive), POODMANI (governmental, very very expensive), CYBER (governmental very hard to accept and expensive), Army (wow!), HOZEYE ELMIYE (where you can being Mullah)
 
Schools:
Schools in Iran are divided by sexes, Girlish Schools and Boyish Schools, and all the governmental schools are divided in two period, SOBHANEH(morning school) and ZOHRANEH(afternoon school), non-governmental schools are GHEYERENTEFAEE, which are very expensive. In fact we need more than  3000 new schools for next 10 years! Meanwhile, all the language minorities in Iran want their own schools; it means having Kurdish schools for 10 millions of Kurds, having Azeri Schools for 17 millions of Turks and having Arabic Schools for 1 millions of Arabs.
 
Classrooms:
In every class room there's 20 benches and nearby 60 pupils. Imagine !
 
Teachers:
Female teachers are not allowed to teach in schools where young boys(older than 10) are. But male teachers can teach in every school.
 
University Classes:
In universities, boys and girls are mixed up and there's no limitation for teachers, but Ahmadinejad (I mean all non-reformists) want to divide university classes and much more ...
 
Reformist:
Ex President Khatami was reformist, reformists are who want democracy and freedom.
 
Democracy:
Is just funny, in Iran we have SHENASNAME (ID papers), if you don't vote in elections you will face lots of problems in your life, less election signs in your ID papers confirms that you're from dissents, so in Bank, in your office, in university, anywhere, you may lose lots of advantages.
 
Freedom:
Another funny issue, regime says Islam is law, Islam says what to put on, where to go, what to eat, what to drink, what to say, what to watch, what to hear, what to listen, what to have, what to get, what to lose, who to love, who to hate ...
 
What to put on:
Islamic laws: Woman have to cover her body, except their hands and their face (not forehead nor ears nor chain).
 
Where to go:
Disco, bar, beach, dancing club and anyplace like these is forbidden, so no problem go anywhere you like, except Army bases and nuclear sitesJ.
 
What to eat:
Rabbit, Snake, Bacon, Worms, Sharks, etc. are forbidden by Islam. And other foods such as cow, hen, and fish ... are allowed if killed after saying "in the name of god (in Arabic)" and its head must be in directed to Mecca, Saudi Arabia. I don't know whether you see, when Eraqis want to behead US soldiers or hostages they do these actions.
 
What to drink:
Anything regime likes.
 
What to say:
Anything regime likes.
 
What to watch:
Anything regime likes.
 
What to hear:
Any news regime likes.
 
What to listen:
Any voice which's accepted by the Islamic Guidance Ministry. Listening to voice of women is forbidden for men.
 
What to have:
Anything regime wants.
 
What to get:
Anything regime said.
 
What to lose:
Anything regime said.
 
Who to love:
A Muslim man can marry a non-Muslim (cute!) woman but if they want have babies the woman must become Muslim, any Muslim woman who married a non-Muslim man must be killed (a good formula to increase Muslim population and prevent from its reduction)
 
Who to hate:
It's up to regime.
 
OK that's it; I think it's enough for you Americans, especially for Allen Robinski who hate Iranians. I know it's very hard to understand we Iranians, we're living in an Islamic regime, don't hate us only hate our regime and know we have no problem with our friends(you), we Iranians are the only nation outside America and Europe who is really worry about increasingly Muslim population of your countries, we're really worry about it, we know they're out breeding you, for example every Muslim family in France have 6 children and imagine in 2026 there are 21 millions of Muslims in France and only 35 millions are real French!.
Why we are worry? because we were super power, non-brown eyed, non-black hairs, non-Muslim as you're(I'm not racist, I'm just explaining what has happens), only after 14 centuries we're a country which every Americans want to attack and kill all her people. Don't forget this fact: History is a cycle, what happens to us might happen to you in future, so take care.


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