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The Futures Of Joran, Deepak And Satish Just Might Have Toyota Tundras In Them

By Dayo Gould
Dec. 21, 2005

U.S. representative Spenser Bachus, waylaid in the hallways of power on December 19, 2005, by the now-out-of-the-loop Greta Van Susteren, refused to divulge what was revealed to him in his closed-door meeting with the Aruban and Alabaman delegates; however, his Southern courtliness could not mask his barely disguised disdain for her intrusiveness.

Let us hope that it was only her rudeness that raised the Mr. Bachus’s ire, and not Greta’s past conduct during her nightly on-air (and unfair) meetings with the like-minded Beth Reynolds Holloway-Twitty, the suddenly mealy-mouthed, media-maven-loving mother of the now-normal, presumed-to-be-in-America Natalee Holloway. Should it turn out that Representative Bachus, too, was lied to and was coerced into sending a full baker’s dozen of FBI agents to Aruba (http://www.useless-knowledge.com/1234/nov/article401.html) to assist with a fruitless search for an in-America daughter, I am assuming that the wrath of his office will soon be turned upon all and sundry who assisted with the hoodwinking.

What has been missing in this made-for-the-media and Internet-fueled donation drive (which spawned thousands of lines of lies and libellous comment) are links tying the Internet campaign to a pre-vanishing plot.

That link may now be at hand, courtesy of a diligent Internet investigator, Lazlo2, who, at http://p073.ezboard.com/ftheunusualsuspectsfrm7.showMessage?topicID=513.topic, posted his findings that the misinformation campaign was underway prior to noon, May 31, 2005, before it was even determined that Natalee was actually missing.

An individual, using the log-in name Ashley79 and who purportedly hails from Birmingham, AL, made the following post at 1:37 p.m. on May 31, 2005:

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g147247-i144-k158081-_Alert-Aruba.html

“Just wanted to warn everyone:

My best friend and her husband chaperoned a senior trip of 160 kids down to Aruba, and she returned last night. Her husband had to stay b/c they think that one of the girls was kidnapped, and is possibly in Venezuela now. Her parents flew down, and the State Dept., DEA and several other groups are involved now. She left with a guy from Carlos and Charlie's, and the cops found out that he is a local drug dealer. Just wanted to let everyone know to please stay safe. If anyone in Aruba has any info., please let me know. I should know more later today. Just please say a prayer.”

Another posting, by a newly minted and newly joined arbeej (likely the same person), was made at 11:46 p.m. on May 31, 2005:

http://bb.visitaruba.com/showthread.php?t=2244

“HELP - POLICE?! how to contact?!

I cannot find any web address info for police stations in Aruba. I am trying to get info on their current investigation on the DISAPPEARANCE (ABDUCTION? MURDER?) of a teenaged girl during our local high school's trip to Aruba. How can I reach them?!

The child's mother has flown to Aruba to help look for her. Our only source for information is the travel agent, who is not receiving much info, either. None of us is getting direct info from the police. I have searched but cannot find any internet info on how to contact them directly.

I was encouraged to read that just a week or so ago, the Aruba police did solve a kidnapping case, rescuing two sisters. I hope we have the same result. (It sounds as if they are moving swiftly on the case.) Meanwhile we are all losing our minds with grief and worry. It would help to get some official word.

Our travel agent assured us as parents that our children would be safe in Aruba on this chaperoned trip. Yet now that this tragedy has occurred, I have since heard from others that this sort of thing happens all the time. Is this true?!

I hope some of you can direct me to official sources. Meanwhile, we will appreciate your prayers for the safe return of this young girl.”

Most impressive indeed in their professed piety, but proof-positive that this mystery was scripted prior to the vanishing, with the now-familiar lines shown above being trotted out here for the very first time. Most fortunately, both of these forums require confirmation e-mails prior to activation, so ISPNs will be recorded.

The Aruban justice department has been notified, as has the FBI, Mr. Spenser Bachus and the other gulled U S officials (including person-of-the-year, Condaleeza Rice). You don't pee on the heads of U S Representatives and Senators and expect to get away with it, IMO. If they're mad enough and if there is no law against what was done to them, they’ll just go ahead and draft and then pass one!

Which brings us back to the Hucksterly hundreds. Spend big over Xmas, as the futures of Joran, Deepak and Satish just might have Toyota Tundras in them.

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About the author: Dayo Gould is a frequent visitor to Aruba, and is a volunteer ESL teacher in a Christian school.

Email: ed_asp@hotmail.com


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