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Dec. 7, 2005 Ah, the holidays are upon us once again. Has it been a year already? This is going to be the best Christmas ever. I along with a few countless others will do our best to make sure of it. We as a group will make sure none of those religious fanatics or Santa Parasites will get in the way of your great holiday. Spending money is what it is all about. Sure, you can recall the old carnival barkers. He was the guy that suckered you in. Well the store Santa is no other then the Barker for the store, the shill, the stooge and not Moe either. He leads your child on so you are forced to buy, buy and when you don't have anymore to spend its bye, bye. Oh, but my friends it doesn't here by no means. It seems that we have a celebrity on our side. Yes, yes, yes, Charlie Brown and Snoopy are all over the place this year. They are the celebrity shills of the year for our better holiday cause. We tracked down the real Santa and he immediately pulled his commie red shirt over his face and was escorted out by his posse. He had nothing to say to this reporter. All I have to say is “Get a haircut you old hippie throwback from the sixteenth century. You make Rula Lenska seem hip.” I got that joke from Dennis miller and boy was he glad to get rid of it. Oh money is the theme this year and spending should be at the top of our list. Santa started this many years ago but his view of it was giving from the heart. Then he got himself an Agent, Posse and the chips hit the fan and fell where they may. Yes folks there will be no more, white Christmases for the new Christmas will be for all of the people. Yes we have all the toys for the girls and the boys as well as for the adulterers. We will buy are blessed Trinitrons and that well needed knitting yarn for mom but the kids can get anything there hearts desire and that's the game boys. Little Tommy hits kicks and screams and you pat him on the head as that single tear of joy running down your cheek tells you that Christmas is just around the corner once again. And no mother dear, you can't get away with rewrapping Little Tommy's socks for he is on to you so break open the purses and wallets and spend my friends that it going to be the true trend. So on Dasher, on Dancers, Right On Ashton, cupid, and Nixon. Just trying to make a point here and it may be stupid but trying to remember, Remember Christmas. I think someone's birthday lands on Christmas but I can't recall. Well who ever that is he gets beat. I never heard of anyone getting birthday presents and Christmas Presents. What was that guys name??? I can't recall. He dies for some reasons or another but I just can't seem to remember. Oh, here's a little known fact, there are still a few silly diehards out there that think a home made gift is better then something we can buy. Come on people get with it man. Jesus H. Christ I hate those people. Wait a moment. I think I am starting to remember something, Christmas. God bless us all everyone. We are going to need it. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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